Stolen from because it looked fun. xD

Generator found here: [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Mori Is Our Middle Name
(okay? XD)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Mori Saves Your Soul
(*lol'd*)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Mori
(*SNORT*)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
They're Waffly Mori
(I LOL'D)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Stop! This Mori is not Ready Yet
(....Images.)

6. To someone you dislike?
The Good Mori Kids Go For
(Sounds like a cereal commercial. XD)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Mori
(O_o)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
I Wish I Were a Mori Weiner
(A Mori Weiner skfjks)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
151 Countries, One Mori
(o.o)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Life's Pretty Straight Without Mori
(rofl)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Because Mori is Complicated Enough.
( )

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Bread Wi' Mori Taken Out
(*throws Mori bread at* >8D)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Mori
(LOL)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Recommended By Dr. Mori
(akjksfkjg)

15. Your last words before you die...
You Press the Mori, We Do the Rest
(HAHAHAHAHA)

16. Your message to a special someone...
It's Mori Time
(I lol'd. Again. XD)

17. Title of this post will be...
Fast Mori and Good for You
(Well then. XD)